Paper Tiger: An Obsessed Golfer's Quest to Play with the Pros
by Tom Coyne
available in hardcover, paperback, and Kindle book from Gotham Books
A
lifelong golfer and former caddy, Tom Coyne could drive the ball 300
yards but always struggled against stiff competition; he had often
wondered whether the pros won because they were more innately talented
or just because they were more obsessed. On the cusp of turning thirty,
overweight, and saddled with a 14 handicap, Coyne embarked on a
yearlong quest to do everything he could to lift his game—and find out
if he could make it through the PGA Tour Qualifying School.
Paper Tiger
takes you on a rollicking ride into the beer-gutted underbelly of
semipro golf, into a world of crash diets, punishing workout regimens,
high-flying sports shrinks, cutting-edge club technology, and obscure
tournaments. With his girlfriend as caddy, Coyne traverses from Miami
to Chicago to Toronto to see how he stacks up against the competition.
Ultimately he takes his game to a new level—or at least a new
continent—on the links of Australian Q-School, where amidst
forty-mile-an-hour winds he must choose between the love of a fickle
game and the love of the long-suffering woman who has stood by him
throughout all the shanks, hooks, yips, and chili dips.
Brimming with humor and insight about the world's most beautiful and maddening game, Paper Tiger will delight golfers and the sane people who love them.
Praise for Paper Tiger
"A breezy, poignant read. . . . Hilarious." --
Philadelphia Inquirer
"A Golf Book Worth Reading." --
Esquire
"For
anyone who’s ever suffered the delusion they have enough game to go up
against the professional killers who play golf for a living, here’s the
cold, hilarious truth." --
Mark Frost, author of The Greatest Game Ever Played and The Grand Slam
"From
his commitment to the curious cause to his single-minded focus, Coyne
weaves an insightful and entertaining tale. . . .[H]is self-deprecating
writing style and impeccable comedic timing make Paper Tiger a tale
worth reading."
--
Golfweek
"Superb. . . . Coyne has a lot to say about golf, and he says it well." --
The Seattle Times

"Tom Coyne is a standout among the next generation of talented young
golf writers. His personal quest to make it in the brave new world of
tournament golf with the help of Dr. Jim Suttie (one of golf's great
unheralded teachers) is refreshingly candid and heartbreakingly funny-a
brilliant new take on the secret ambition of millions. The unexpected
payoff makes the pain of his journey all the more special, this memoir
of golf obsession nigh unforgettable."
--James Dodson, author of
Final Rounds, The Dewsweepers, and
Ben Hogan: An American Life
"
Paper Tiger races along with humor, suspense, and behind-the-scenes stories that will grab any golfer's heart."
--Bud Shrake, coauthor of
Harvey Penick's Little Red Book
"In the tradition of George Plimpton, Tom Coyne takes us through the
tiers and tears of competitive golf, with all the laughs and gaffes
that accompany it. But he's no dilettante-Coyne commits, strives, and
gets damn good. He emerges from the journey as one of our best golf
writers. Astute and funny, Paper Tiger casts a critical eye at the
golfer's Grail. This book is a double fist pump."
--Brian Doyle-Murray, co-creator of "Caddyshack"
"
Paper Tiger
is laugh-out-loud, read-it-out-loud-to-your-friends funny. It's also
packed with unique insight and unexpected heart. This guy can really
write!"
--Paul Azinger, 12-time Tour winner, including the PGA Championship and Tour Championship
"If you think you've heard every kind of golf story, well, think again.
Paper Tiger
is a hilarious, heart breaking, dead-honest look at what it means to be
in love with this great game, in good times and bad. I have enjoyed Tom
Coyne's insights more than you can imagine, and I think you will as
well."
--PGA Tour and Ryder Cup Champion Chip Beck
"Commitment and effort-these are the two key qualities that Coyne
demonstrates in his quest. It is hard not to be jealous of him, but it
is a jealousy hard-earned...This is an experience readers will be able
to enjoy vicariously."
--
Library Journal